I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
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That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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