for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I didn't notice because vodka
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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