I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
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I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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