I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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