Grow some girl-balls and come out already
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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