Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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