I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Randomize