I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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