Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
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I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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