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  • 77 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:11pm

    haha. i make the imperative "roll" jokes to my friend in a wheelchair all the time.

  • 70 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:29am

    hilarious... got me ROLLIN'...LOL

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:08pm

    Why not? If I were on a wheelchair, I would say that all the time!

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:34pm

    Also nicknaming him wheels and saying it to his face also not a good idea.....

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:20am

    omg thats hilarious!!

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:46pm

    (Sung to the tune of Led Zeppelin's Black Dog) I gotta roll Can't stand up 'cause my spine's All fucked up!

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:25am

    /sigh, thank you all for contributing to his vanity...

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:30am

    They get the best parking spaces so they need to be able to take a joke.

  • 61 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:27pm

    HAHAHA dude thats fucking great hahahahahahaha

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:01am

    I think that every opportunity to use this should definitely be taken advantage of. And if the cripple doesn't like it, he's probably got deeper issues than we know. ; ) I'm going to hell...

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:09am

    They should be able to take it. My blind friend cracks related jokes all the time. i.e. "I'll believe that when I see it!"

  • 59 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:18pm

    i'm actually LOL! haha!

  • 47 69
    Submitted by noble_sunny on Dec 2, 10 at 7:59pm

    Fuck wheelchairs. They are so lazy, why don't they get up and walk?!

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:08am

    wow, I'm at school, and I just CRACKED UP sooo loud. fuckin genius :)

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:44pm

    ok, get this.... my bff is in a wheelchair, her last name is Wheeler, and she has a license plate on the back of her chair that says "That's how I roll!" be jealous.

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:53am

    Playing Limp Bizkit's "Rollin' " is also a bad idea. Just a legs up. Sorry. Heads.

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:11pm

    i say that to my brother all the time

  • 57 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:40pm

    you're also not funny

  • 53 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:43am

    omfg, i have to meet the person that said, i need to shake their hand...i might know them...

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:19pm

    8:07...what does that say about you?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:07pm

    my buddy is in a wheelchair and he is the one who says "alright, lets roll" and i dont feel bad making fun of him cuz he gets more ass than i could dream of lol

  • 50 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:50am

    I say that to my buddy all the time

  • 53 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:36pm

    This is effing funny! I'm cracking up. NOT!!!! I'm in a wheelchair

  • 50 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:02pm

    I once slept with a guy with no legs and was so impressed with him I told him, " He was like a Weeble that wobbles but doesn't fall down!"

  • 50 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:39pm

    this is freaking hilarious. best one yet

  • 11 41
    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Jan 15, 12 at 2:05pm

    I was walking in the rain the other day and passed a guy in a wheelchair. He kind of shook his head because of the weather. I said, "I know, shitty day for a walk huh." without thinking....I felt like the biggest asshole ever.

  • 32 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:00pm

    Don't play Montgomery Gentry's new song "roll with me" either