last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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