Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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