Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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