What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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