Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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