Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
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We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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