he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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