I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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