How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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