i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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