Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
where are you?
Hypothermia
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Randomize