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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:52am

    1145, ew go learn how to speak properly.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:54pm

    Hahahaha I'd vote this one best tfln of the day today, maybe of the week or even month cause I can just picture this happening

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:02pm

    The breathalizers cops have with them aren't accurate, my friend stole his dads one night and it would go up and down everytime u blew

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:55am

    fake. someone already posted one like this. nice try though.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:18pm

    You are not given any tests upon being booked in the jail for the night -- under suspicion of DUI/DWI. You are forced to surrender your license, for an extended period of time [this varies by state]. Lawyers for parents and they always taught us to refuse to agree to anything, opt for a cell. Easier to get out of as they have no physical evidence, just a strong suspicion.

    • 47 50
      Submitted by anthonym83 on Jul 19, 10 at 2:15am

      You want a bet?\nIf you get booked for DUI, California will force a drug blood test. You have no choice. You signed acknowledging this when you got your license here.\n\nAnd if you're certainly NOT drunk, you now lose your license for a year instead of going home to bed that night.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:36am

    (908): It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers

  • 98 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:23pm

    I was arrested for being drunk in public and made to take a breanthylizer before I was processed so they could determine my level of intoxication "for the record". I fuckin hate cops.

  • 81 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:33pm

    Also if you request blood or urine tests to determine sobriety you must also submit to a test of the officers choice.

  • 78 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:06pm

    Fuck u fake don't go to this site if u don't like what your reading

  • 84 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:52am

    Wow I saw this on fmylife.com

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:43pm

    here if you refuse it is taken as an admission of guilt. here being canada. not a good choice.

  • 81 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:55am

    Thank you 11:36...I started to ask myself why the site was reposting the same texts from other nights...then realized that some unoriginal tool thought they would try try to be cool...and failed miserably.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:45am

    Damnnnnnnnnn Smoki, that is sum bullshit -LaMMi From da 305!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:33am

    and you would of gotten away with it if you werent such a show-off at the end.

  • 84 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:58pm

    In NY if you decline the Breathalyzer you lose your license for I think 2 years... so if losing your license is better than getting a DWI go for it...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:08am

    10:45 you can decline the breathalyzer

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:48pm

    Haha funni bcuz i saw one of those 2 days ago but she failed!!

  • 74 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:24pm

    I registered under the legal limit was later charged with public disorder and a slap on the wrist.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:37pm

    They lied to you, 1:23. Cops are allowed to do that, unfortunately.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:34pm

    yeah, in my home state you lose your license for a year if you refuse, but nothing shows up on your record. there may be a fine, but it is definitely better than getting a DUI

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:19am

    Lmfao!!! This shit happenened to my bf!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:32pm

    If you refuse a breathylizer or other sobriety test you are automatically placed under arrest and forced to take the tests at the jail.

    • Submitted by BonesPwns on Apr 6, 10 at 4:07pm

      Wrong, only if you are driving a car, you are liable to take a breathalyser or you can lose your licence. No sobriety tests are required. In-fact a sobriety test can only hurt your case because one tiny mistake can give them proof you were intoxicated. If you are not driving, age 21 above or below, you are better off refusing both sobriety and breathalyser tests, unless you will 100% not under the influence. When you go to court they have no proof of being under the influence - refusal tick

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:37pm

    Fake story. Already been done.

  • 66 84
    Submitted by mattmadness on Mar 2, 10 at 11:27pm

    This is fake it's been om MLIA and FML so many times

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:55pm

    It's idiotic but that's generally the procedure. You are arrested under suspicion of DUI and the investigation is carried out at the station before you are processed into jail.

  • 65 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:43am

    already been done...

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:47pm

    Ok honestly 6.13 ur a frickin idiot no on here gives a damn about ur stupid pencil dick. If it actually was big u wouldn't feel the need to brag about it over TFLN. It's pretty pathetic...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:30pm

    I've heard that some places will require a breathylizer when processed into jail because you are under government supervision...similar to a quick exam by a doc to see if youre sick and need any treatment. The idea has something to do with safety and negligence I think.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 6:13pm

    I just cummed in my girlfriends hair. Butthis is funny. And yes I was reading this while she was sucking my big dick. She loves my cum

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:45pm

    you aren't forced to take the tests in jail, that's idiotic. you are kept overnight, though

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:48pm

    Hahaha this is great

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:38am

    in most states you're able to decline the field sobriety tests also

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:39pm

    HahHHahah that just made my night

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:11pm

    I got arrested for suspcion of DUI the cops went into the bowling alley were I had been for like an hour and took me to jail but I passed a blood test and breathalyzer so I won in court and got a written letter of apology from the chief of police for the Astoria police dept harrasement

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:41pm

    i did not know losing you balance was against the law!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:25pm

    There is no "pass" or "fail to FST's. It's not like you get graded.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:45am

    then in that case i think the breathalyzer would have been enough

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:44am

    Only in Beverley hills is this possible I pity you Your able to pass a field sobriety test but can't Even stand. What a waste of life you blonde