Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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