her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
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