I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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