Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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