hotel room ftw
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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