idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
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One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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