she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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