she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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