Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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