I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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