Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Two words: nipple clamps
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