so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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