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  • 70 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:24am
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    my ex smeared "duck butter" on my face so i slapped him w/ my dirty tampon

  • 63 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:29pm
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    trust me, it wasn't justified... snow hill road WHAT WHAT?!!

  • 60 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:23am
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    like a jelly donut but different...i like it!

  • 53 45
    Submitted by mattmadness on Mar 2, 10 at 11:11pm
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    One word... DISCUSTING I probably spelled that wrong but fuck it

  • 53 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:24am
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    8:57 - Would HAVE. WOULD HAAAAVEE, DAMMIT!

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:28am
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    I voted good night. That kind of thing doesn't happen everyday; I'm sure it was justified.

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:58pm
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    I'm a girl and I vote for a punch in the overies! Your one gross bitch.

  • 48 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:56pm
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    that's what I call getting ur blood wings by force. fucking awesome.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:36pm
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    1:31 "duck butter" = "fermundah cheese" = "smegma" gross

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:05am
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    10:50- yeah married ppl do sick shit. lol glad i could make your day -10:24

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 8:39am
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    This is disgusting. Yet clever

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:50am
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    thank you 11:24!!! =]

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:37am
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    Go Orlando! Fckn sick...

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 3:47pm
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    10:24 - You both are some very disgusting people.

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 8:57am
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    i would of punched you in the ovaries.

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:25am
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    Hell yea reppin the 4o7 chuluota

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 4:18pm
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    Hot...so damn hot! Sports and sex...that is my dream...and I'm a woman! !

  • 41 51
    Submitted by babyimanarchy on Mar 29, 10 at 9:05pm
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    Why is every Orlando text gross or stupid? We really need to do a better job repping the 407, guys come on

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 7:21pm
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    aaahh revenge for all the jizz in the eyes

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:50am
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    10:24 - I didn't realize people other than my boyfriend referred to that disgusting paste as "duck butter." Anddd your story makes me happy.

  • 27 32
    Submitted by DCrowson on Apr 19, 11 at 12:53am
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    I'd beat your fucking ass and go to jail for beating a woman.

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:56am
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    hahahah. my husband would kill me if i did that. too funny

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 8:40am
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    so THIS is what Florida does with their spare time. fun.

    • 13 13
      Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 3:42pm
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      This is any major city. Visit one.

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:58pm
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    What the hell is wrong with you?! That's disgusting!

  • 17 25
    Submitted by domalexbray123 on Jul 10, 11 at 3:15am
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    Lol wanted a twilight vampire

  • 36 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:29pm
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    sheesh 11:24 relax. take a midol dude.

  • 28 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:44am
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    Way to keep it classy Orlando.

  • 35 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:33am
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    I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me

  • 12 29
    Submitted by GottaR8 on Dec 21, 11 at 12:54pm
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    Ahahahhahaha