..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
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Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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