I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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