is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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