He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
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Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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