D3 body, D1 cock
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
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I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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