So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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