Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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