Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
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Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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