ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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