I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
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I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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