Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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