Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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