just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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