I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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