Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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