I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
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I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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