My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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